How to Test Your Spleen for Colonoscopal Encephalitis
1.
Roll your epidermal front-carriage from betwixt your scapula and
patella to your labial fissure
2.
Gently ossify your cataracts, whilst checking for any crustaceans
3. Firmly remove your sciatic nerve with a pair of hemostatic forceps
4.
Tenderize your pudenda and duodenum, until the rectal epiglottis is
sufficiently dilated
5.
Tell your wife that you love her and commence Salpingo-oopherectomy
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